Introduction - A Warning
Now, although some people will tell you that there is nothing that's 100%, pure badness in this lovely world of ours, I for one know better. Cross my heart and hope to die, there are some things, not many but some, that ARE bad to the bone, that wouldn't know what good was if it came and bit them on their ugly, spotty behinds, And that's what this story is about.So I just wanted to warn you, before you turn over the page, that such things really DO exist, and that this isn't just a story. If you're one of those people who don't have the stomach for monsters and the nastiness they can bring, then maybe you should put this book down right now, because I don't want people's parents phoning me up night and day complaining that their kids can't sleep. But if you ask me, EVERYONE should really read on, just so they know what to do should they ever be unlucky enough to be confronted by a monster. Monsters are tricky and if you don't know how to deal with them and their tricks, you might end up looking at the inside of their dirty, filthy stomachs before too long.
And having to live in the guts of a monster forever has GOT to be worse than a few nightmares.
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